Global Traveler

I Finally Belong!

My teeth are clean and in tact.
I speak English.
I walk normally.
I have breasts and green eyes.
I hate Hello Kitty.

I am a sore thumb to the Japanese.

Until now.........

I HAVE MY OWN LOUIS VUITTON!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, anyone who truly knows me knows my absolute disgust with this product and the fact that EVERY Japanese person has one. The premise for this disgust is that they will spend hundreds (some thousands) to buy this crap to help their "image" yet they have a mouthful of rotten teeth.

So, my friend Rebecca recently went to Vietnam and saw this knockoff for all of 5 cents or something ridiculous and decided it was a must-have. The perfect keepsake to remind me of these peoples' screwy priorities.